Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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