doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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