at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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