"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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