He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
