Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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