She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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