The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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