why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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