All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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