I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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