I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Duck Duck Cougar?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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