this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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