Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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