I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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