We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think your dad took our porno
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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