Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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