do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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