so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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