I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize
