Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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