So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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