WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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