i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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