tell your sister to shave her snatch
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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