Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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