hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
