Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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