can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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