somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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