You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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