Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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