Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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