why didn't you poke me back
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Let's paint friendship bongs
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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