I am puke
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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