Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
