yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
BRING THE BAGELS
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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