that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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