girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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