We're facebook friends in real life
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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