My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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