I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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