You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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