We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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