Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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