you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
