my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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