i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I can't trust your balls anymore.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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