i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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