you win again, gameday.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
The ass gains better be worth it
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