Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Michael Bay diarrhea
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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